A strangely addictive hobby of many bloggers is to look at the search terms that bring people to their site. This is mostly amusing, sometimes sad, and occasionally frightening. (If you’re any of the people who found IronicMom.com by googling “what to do child choking,” I’d like to officially say, Call 911 and get off your computer. In that order. But this advice is likely a bit dated now).
I’m lucky that I haven’t received that many psychotic results, but the search terms that bring people to IronicMom.com have led me to conclude that, in general, you are what they look for.
Perhaps you can be the judge of that.
Here are 12 terms that brought people to my blog this past week:
- neglectful parenting
- i manipulate my kids
- i hate crafts
- i hate childrens bday parties
- what to do with parents at birthday parties
- crap toys
- macabre baby names
- caged monkey under the table
- crime scene
- parents middle fingers
- belly after two babies
- trying to be funny
Last time I reported on funny search terms, I annotated them. This time, I’m leaving it to you. The comment section is yours. No need to be kind.
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