Description: 3.5 inches tall, red all-in-one suits, blue Estelle Getty hair, names on outfit.
Identifying Characteristics: permanent tangled hair due to washing machine incident
Last Seen: October 31, 2011 at envelope at post office in San Francisco (following a non-stop party with Lizz from Am I a Funny Girl?)
En Route To: Mike of The Mike/Mitch Project in Saint Paul, Minnesota.
Reason for Traveling: They were in the middle of Thing 1 and 2′s Excellent Adventure tour. They’ve been to Texas, Tennessee, West Virginia, Maryland, DC, Missouri, Georgia, and California. They have several more stops scheduled including (in no particular order):
USA: Pennsylvania, Florida, New York, Tennessee (Nashville x2), Oregon, Colorado, Illinois, New Jersey, Maryland (x2), Louisiana, California (Orange County)
Canada: Alberta (Edmonton), Ontario (x2),
The World: Mexico, England, Spain, The Netherlands, Switzerland, Singapore, Philippines, India (x2), Australia
Additional Information: While Thing 1 and Thing 2 are not believed to be dangerous, they are likely in need of therapy after their washing machine incident and being stuck in a padded envelope for longer than recommended.
Reward: I’ll make it worth your while. Trust me.
Do you have any clues/guesses as to their whereabouts? If so, please leave your conjectures in the comments. If you have no clue, please make up something amusing and leave it in the comments.
Other things you may wish to check out at blogs I co-write:
- Holy Gwockomoly. This Birthday Card is Be.A.Utiful at StuffKidsWrite.com. Please also save your child’s Santa letters/lists and send them to Chase and me at stuffkidswrite(at)gmail.com.
- My take on Life After Getting an Agent at Wordbitches.com.