It’s been a while since my eight-year-old twins looked at my blog. Last night, they saw the header with my motto clearly displayed.
They joked about the injustice of my blog’s motto, “If you can’t laugh at yourself, laugh at your kids.”
So I interviewed them.
Here is a two-minute slice of my life.
You may have noticed four things:
- Vivian went first, cementing her role as the child who’s constantly trying to make up for the fact that she was born second, ultimately losing the race out of the womb. She attempted to gain some ground my starting her interview off with a Western drawl.
- Will stayed in character as Foghorn Leghorn.
- I was the exhausted mom who had very little control over my children or my Canadian accent.
- My husband was absent for the fray. It was Thursday night, which meant he was watching NFL and NBA games while searching weird things on his phone. And some people say men can’t multitask. (His search term history is below. I may have suggested he look up “callimammapygian.”)
Go on. Tell me. What weird stuff is in your search history?