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If you love double entendre…

Posted on March 7, 2012 | 1 Comment

I have a few new humor pieces up at NickMom.com. Most involve double entendre, the fancy French name for IYKWIM.

I’m pretty sure I can make you smile (or gasp).

Here they are:

9 Parenting Phrases That Sound Filthy But Aren’t

Teaser: #4 is Put your toy in the box.

Dr. Seuss Titles That Sound Like Euphemisms for Sex If You’re Delirious Enough

Teaser: Great Day for Up

Top 9 Signs You May Be Losing the Romance

Teaser: #6 is Foreplay involves locking the bedroom door and muting ESPN.

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If you wish to comment, please do so at NickMom where you can also give any of the pieces a Facebook thumbs up if you feel so inclined.

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See you Friday.

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9 Ways Feeding an Infant Is Like Having $ex

Posted on February 23, 2012 | Leave a comment

I’m sending you over to Nickelodeon today, where I’ve written 9 Ways Feeding an Infant Is Like Having Sex.

To whet your appetite, #8 is:

The prep work takes longer than the actual event.

I know my readers love double entendres and can out-funny me. Be sure to add your own ways feeding-an-infant-is like-having-sex to the comments over at NickMom.

I appreciate your patience with me as I frolic all over other sites.

IYKWIM.

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The Superbowl, Melodrama, and Triple Jump

Posted on February 3, 2012 | Leave a comment

It’s time for some Triple Jump: to hop, skip and jump to other posts I’ve written this week.

Over at NickMom, Nickelodeon’s hilarious humor site, I’ve written this:

How Throwing a Kid’s Birthday Party is Like The Superbowl

Over at Stuff Kids Write, I’ve posted one of Vivian’s melodramatic notes that simultaneously pulls on my heart strings and makes me giggle. Yes, I’m that mom.

When Your 7-Year-Old Is As Melodramatic As a Teen

Feel free to comment at either site.

Thanks for participating in  some track and field with me. May your weekend be filled more laughter than melodrama…and may you not hurt your ankle triple jumping.

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